So i party alot...i admit it, no shame in that. Its all part of the "single" existance. You have no one to come home to at night(except your loyal body pillow) so natually you go out to places with the illusion of meeting that wonderful someone.......now these places are packed full of people just like you. Same illusion, add a dash of anticipation, all wrapped up nicely with a twinge of virgin optimsim...........

OK now, WAKE UP!! and lets all shallow this "reality pill" slowly ........ honestly do we really meet anyone at these places? Now in terms of places i'm refering to Clubs, Bars, Raves, etc....When was the last time you actually met someone decent at a night club? Really. For you girls out there, when's the last time a guy at a bar tried to pick up on you, with his ohhh so smooth lines and you DIDN'T want to puke? Now there are the few lucky ones that do win the lottery and meet a normal person, but that's like driving blindfolded.......eventually your gonna hit someone ...BAD. Now you might ask, "OK Jalen, where do I go to meet my future slave, uhmm duhh.... i mean sweetie? " My answer, TU AMIGOS.....

Think about it.....how many of your relationships have been introduced by your friends?? i bet 8 outta 10 people you've slept with have been 'hook-ups" (i'm calculating 20% of ppl we've slept with have been mistakes...) Yes, your friends, can't live with them, but you ain't getting laid without them. There's a term for friends that are there to hook you up, it's called being a "FENCE" . A Fence is someone who's a go-between, a middleman/woman. You have a need, you go to the fence. You need the 411 on that chick with the big denjis, check with the Fence. He/She are what seperates you from the "objective" in which you cannot get to yourself. Hence the term......

Now you being a friend and all, R U A FENCE?? How many Fences do you know? And how many Fences do you serve as?? Feel free to check amongest yourselves people..........

P.S. Yup...she's def. a KEEPER.."grinning"

OK recap of the weekend......Saw American Pie 2 with a bunch of friends(guys). Spundae on Sat. with more friends(more guys).... saw some "import model girls' yahhooo !(not really). Saw Rush Hour 2 with a friend/date(girl)....went to watch it at a theather here in LA where they take resevations and have leather recline seats, plus at the beginning of every movie a comedian comes out and does his bit and passes out t-shirts and hats....(don't ask me why..)They serve funnel cakes and inside has a bar where you can get drinks(can you believe that?!) but a movie ticket cost $13 bucks...... Saw the same "import model girls" that was at Spundae in the fuckin movie(jesus..) Realized half way thur the movie that this one might actually be a "keeper" (ohhh no...) MY WEEKEND EPIPHANY........ movie with a girl is a whole fuckin lot better than movie with the guys. (sorry fellas i love you guys and all but you know how it is...)