OK just to clearify...I'm not dating a "German" girl dammit...she's only half Deutsch. hey man.... i don't sell out. (kidding) But thanks for your emails and questions of concern(Sandy, Joy, Glew, etc..)...its nice to know that i've actaully made some "real" friends on this thing..... Anyhoo, i kinda got nothing to say tonight(emotionally spent...) so i thought i might treat you ppl out there with something i wrote a while back..........

It's a little B-day note i wrote to my cousin WHL888 on his joyous day.....


Here's your present cousin...... from me(your wonderful friend and family) to you. She's all YOURS...........only a couple of things b4 you get started though....

1. You can only sleep with her ONCE...and thats it. NO more puntang after that...so while you will enjoy the moment, the minute after you climax..its OVERS! she'll tell you to get the fuck off her and "get her a towel or something, damn" and its all downhill from there buddy....(in other words you might as well go kill yourself) oh wait...you know what thats like huh?? opps NEVERMIND....

2. Your gonna need to get a 2nd job..... MSDW ain't cuttin it man. Cuz b4 you get your one nite of bliss(or sadistic interlude) you gonna have to wine and dine her for about 2 weeks. I mean she's(lets call her MS.CHA-CHING) a high-mantiance (betty) kinda girl and they sure as hell don't come cheap. My suggestion would be LA fitness gym. I think they're short one mexcian guy cleaning the machines and wiping the sweat off the grubby benches ..and you do have experience going from machine to machine following ppl(girls) around....heheheh best of luck my man.....

3. Now heres the kicker......YOU WILL SLOWLY GO MENTALLY INSANE.(ain't love grand?) you will think of her every nite and day and on top of all this she will call you once in a while(on purpose) just to see if the fish are still biting.....while you will NEVER get the chance to redeem yourself for the one nite of over-zealous passion, cuz it only lasted a min or two (it had been a while).Life is funny that way........


So my dear cousin...HAPPY BIRTHDAY old man...you realize i kid because i care. You know i love ya man, but its your b-day, and you know i couldn't let you celebrate without pouring some salt in the wound.......we are gonna have some fun this weekend boys............

Stuck at home for the 3rd day in a row.........fuckin bitch ain't coming home till friday and its gonna cost me a couple of bills at least. "Sigh" but honestly that's not what's on my mind as of this moment.........You ever have something happen to you out of the blue that's so wonderful..... only later to realize it was all a facade? More fantasy than reality? And when you finally wake from this muse.......you find yourself left with only regrets and a longing for the past as bedfellows.......

Life is funny sometimes, it has a sadistic sense of humor.

OK so my "other" GF is acting up again..(god what a high-mantiance biatch..) That's what happenes when you decide to commit to a OLDER, GERMAN, HARD TO HANDLE "GF"......She's driving me crasy and she's purposely set out to make me broke. ARRRGGHHH..........

Shit, you know what i just realized....BOTH my girls are GERMAN (hmmmm, maybe that's the problem..)

OK....i'm a fuckin liar. i met my current "eye candy" and the "twinkle in my eye" at a CLUB......(arrrghh) Hey I'm a 24/7 walking contradiction......so deal.