Architecture is the Art of how to waste space..."

-Philip Johnson

boy if thats true ...i'm sure a big waste of space.

Don't have much to say tonight(it was boring) ....so i figured i'd dig up something i wrote for my friends a whiles back. use to write these silly little email/stories to my personal friends in case they were bored at work..........enjoy.



So i get home on wed. nite feeling like a million bucks (butt-drunk) and i stumble onto my couch (pasted-out), where Lucy (i call her Ms.Liu or sometimes Mistress Liu when i've been naughty....) was waitng for me once again..... but this time she brought her friend China..and well......(i had no complaints) and as she and China were draped over my over-priced designer funiture, they started to..........ahhhh uhmmm, anyways NM that...point was i woke up at 3:30 in the fuckin morning bright-eyed and full of useless energy(damn good dream) so i decide to go the the gym......

I usually frequent the K-town gym even though its a good 10 min drive, well cuz......damn its K-town OK , you all know me! I'm mean once in a while you get a couple of cute asian girls floating in and out of the place .. and seeing how i've been single for uhmmm 7months23 days11hours26mins and 34 secs............the occasional "eye candy" doesn't hurt in getting me to squeeze out a couple more reps.......another wonderful plus is that at the korean town 24fitness, its about the only damn gym in this world where i'm not considered the "skinny asian guy" in the corner lifting 10 pound girly weights.......i mean there are days where i feel "pretty damn good" about myself looking at some of the ugly twigs in there (life just isn't fair for some ppl)....as GLEW56 would say..."sucks 4 U!"

So its a quater till 4 and i'm the only person in there....................NO scratch that....outta the corner of my eye i see a girl... (the little man in my head jumps up) Asian.....not fat.....decent height.......niceeee ass.......little man whispers in my head..."look up look up"....(she does) ahhhhhh CAAAAKE.....very 'fuckable' (sorry ladies) ...so now all my alarms are on full alert...."emergency mack mode !! repeat, all systems GOGO... Ayyy dammit, captun we need more powa!!" So now my whole workout is dictated on exact location on this damn girl (girls fu*kin shit up again..dammit) ....if she's on bike..I"M THERE!...doing some abs..HELL YEAH I'M DOWN!! but in back of my mind i'm thinking.." ok..i don't want a WHL888 incident.....gotta play it smooth."(for those of you who don't know about the ' WHL888 at the gym' incident...ask him) So i slowly work my way around the stupid gym........every 10 min i hone in closer to the pry, ahh i mean girl.......until i'm practically next to her.

What happened next is well, PATHETIC doesn't even begin to describe the events.......i'm doing some crunches and she's on this machine called the 'ass master', i mean BUTT BLASTER..and i precede to turn over to her and say these famous last words...."uhmmm how many sets do you have left? i wanted to get on that....." (the lil man in my head shrieks in horror) she gives me a annoyed blank look.........i realized right there and then i must of had DUMBASS written on my forehead.

OF ALL THE ALMOST 100 MACHINES IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE EMPTY GYM I WANTED TO USE THAT ONE???!! And on top of all that i wanted to use the ASS MASTER?! What would a guy being doing on a ASS MASTER?! I don't even know what a assmaster is! I shouldn't be caught anywhere near a thing called a assmaster! Its not a male positive machine! Dammit they should of put that stupid thing in the women's locker room! jesus..........well needlesss to say ....i got no response..and i resorted to the corner of the gym doing my 10 pound girly weights.........



Sigh..... life is grand when your single , every week is a new adventure..........................btw i've switched gyms.

OK..i've noticed ALOT of KOBE bashing lately.....WTF !

once again......KOBE IS god. period

he can do no wrong......

Went to see Blade 2 with some friends.......uhmmm not a BAD movie but not a GOOD movie either. One of those tweeners. And def. NOT a date movie.....i swear Wesley Snipes def. has a major asian fetish...jesus guy...YOU'RE BLACK , OK....not matter if u marry an asian wife , learn martial arts, decor ur house like a japanese zen garden..YOUR STILL BLACK OK?.....SORRY. Whats this world coming to??

EVERYONE WANTS TO BE ASIAN...

Recapping my high-octane weekend : friday - rented 4 DVDs, bought enough medication to kill a cow, made chinese chicken soup for myself......yummmm damn i'm good. Saturday - was all excited to watch Training Day but i think i broke the fuckin DVD when i took it outta the "rubix cube" of a box they call the DVD package.....GODDFUCKINDAMMIT IT! So i drugged myself up with nyqil and dropped dead for the rest of the night. Sunday - watched the Lakers and KOBE kick the crap outta the Kings (KOBE is my god...), dragged myself to work and now........ well now shit...i'm just kinda feeling horny, sorry but i haven't had sex in a while (2 weeks) and i'm just plain disagreeable when i can't get mine....= /

good night folks......